UPC (cable company) tries to sell me their “Business Fiber Power Internet” bij faking an email printout, with the (translated) words:
“But while I was typing this email, I realised that you probably still have an ordinary internet connection, ADSL for example. That’s why I decided to print out this email and send it to you by regular mail. That way it will probably arrive sooner, and you can benefit from this sharp business deal sooner.”
Nice one offending my choice of internet connection as a selling point. They are so not getting my business!